Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Worst Jokes Ever
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.