Worst Jokes Ever
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
Your mother.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.