Worst Jokes Ever
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
It's a life sentence!
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!