Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.