Worst Jokes Ever
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!
And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!
Best, Tenya Bailey.