Worst Jokes Ever
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
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There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?