Worst Jokes Ever
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
An autistic man walks into a bra.