How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
JAW don't know sh*t!
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Andrew Tate.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.