Worst Jokes Ever
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Butt hehe.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Like if you hate school.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!