Worst Jokes Ever
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.