Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
I'm Pickle Rick!
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Rip Juice WRLD.