Worst Jokes Ever
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.