Worst Jokes Ever
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱