Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
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Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.
The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
A true God would be godless himself.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.