Worst Jokes Ever

Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?

It is now legal to bully an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.

You guys wanna hear a joke?

My LOVE LIFE.

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

Why do orphans go to church?

They go there to finally call someone "father."

Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?

A: He broke his funny bone!

What are cow jokes considered?

Cheesy.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist!

Rape victims suck, literally.

How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.

A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:

"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"

The girl, showing her arm:

"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"

What’s harder than steel?

Michael Jackson in a playground.

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?

When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.

Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.