Worst Jokes Ever

What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?

They both hang by something.

Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

How do you turn a cat into a fish?

Tell your girl not to wash down there.

What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?

A: Plain.

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.

How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?

By squeezing his way in.