Worst Jokes Ever
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
Kingly discussion?
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
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I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
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If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
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What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
Me.
The joke is me.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.