Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
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You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."