What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!