Worst Jokes Ever
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
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When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
I heard you were looking for a stud...
I already have the STD; all I need is you.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.