Worst Jokes Ever

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.

I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.

Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:

A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.

B. That men are actually treated unequally.

SO

we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.

Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.

Well, being an American is just a joke itself.

Make this post have 1000 comments.

If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?

Americans...

Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.

Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊

What sort of movies do cows like to watch?

Moosicals!

You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:

Orphan: No Way Home.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.

What's the best name for a prostitute?

SI-MOAN.

You know what to do with this?

Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!

What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.

Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?

A. An ambulance.

Why are transgender people like confused kids?

Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.

Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.

Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.

In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.

Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.

A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.