How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Worst Jokes Ever
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! ๐๐๐
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Itโs the only time theyโre ever wanted.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Fatherโs or Motherโs Day.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."