Worst Jokes Ever
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.