Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?

My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...

Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.

*Everyone Looks at me*

Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.

An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.