Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Worst Jokes Ever
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
My dad said people shouldnβt get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. ππ€π€£
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: Whatβs wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lolππ€£π
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasnβt invented then.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
Whatβs the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.