Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.

The boy asks, "What gave me away?"

The man responds, "Your parents."

What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?

One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.

How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

American: Self defense.

Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...

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    • What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.

    A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.

    Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"

    Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."

    Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"

    Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.

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    • A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"

    "Africa," the parrot replied.

    How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

    I don't know, I can never see them.