Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Willy bum.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
Anyone wanna chat?
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD