Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
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Listen up, buttercup! This joke is so dark, it's like staring into a black hole... which is probably what the orphan's future looks like! So, the joke is that the orphan only has water with their breakfast because their dad, like a total flake, never came back home to bring them milk. Get it? Milk? Dads? Gone! You probably think milk comes from the grocery store, don't you?