Worst Jokes Ever

Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.

What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?

A knife has a point.

How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?

They boil the hell out of it.

What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?

The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?"

Her mother smiled and replied: "Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day."

"The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we fucked without a condom!"

Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!

Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!

My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.

What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?

Everyone gets a turn ;)

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?

Because they ate all the bats!

Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?

Everywhere.

Why do women have small feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

My humour is so dark that its life matters.

What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?

I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂

Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.