Worst Jokes Ever
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Texas 😂😂😂😂
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
Have a good summer!
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.