Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
I looked in the mirror.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Farts.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA