Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Paper.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
The Nazis.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.