Worst Jokes Ever
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Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Rape is not a joke.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.