Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
I told my wife her eyebrows were too high.
She looked surprised.
Abortion is not murder; it's canceling a pre-order.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
Like if you think someone is gay.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.