Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.