Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.