Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.