Worst Jokes Ever
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.