Worst Jokes Ever
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds," so I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.