Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"