Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Who are the fastest readers in the world?

Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.

There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"

There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"

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    • Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.

    Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.

    What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?

    "I'd like to Kahoot up this school."

    How do you know when your wife is dead?

    The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.

    What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.

    What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.

    What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

    McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

    Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

    I guess they're whore-ible.

    1 "Knock knock."

    2 "Who's there?"

    1 "Interrupting physicist."

    2 "Interrupting who?"

    1 "Muon!!!"

    What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

    Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."