Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Worst Jokes Ever
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It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
My username good.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
I have a fat ass.
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
You're really sexy 😉
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.