Worst Jokes Ever
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.