Worst Jokes Ever
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.