Worst Jokes Ever
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
How do people eat bread?
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
You look pretty today... April Fools!
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.