Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"