Worst Jokes Ever
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Eschew obfuscation.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
We (DYM 25).
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
I lick poo for a living... You?
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
-->[] go through the door if you can.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.