Worst Jokes Ever
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
I'll never forget my grampa's last words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Hey Sandy.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
I am a joke.