Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
W in Africa stands for water.
Hahaha!
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.