Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?