Worst Jokes Ever
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
I am cool.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.