Worst Jokes Ever
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.