Worst Jokes Ever

What does a man with 20 children do now?

Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.

What's Mussolini's favorite food?

Fussolini!

I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"

What type of bee can't make up his mind?

A maybe.

Sis is meme.

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.

When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.

Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.

You wanna hear a construction joke?

I'm still workin' on it!

Which nut is the worst for your diet?

Donuts.

What competition do nuts participate in?

The peanut butter cup.

What happens to a nervous nut?

It cracks.

The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.

Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!

I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.

I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.

Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?