Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.