Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Lean.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.