Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Hi! Could I join?
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."