Worst Jokes Ever
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They’re draining the economy doooown!
They’ve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill Jack’s seed.
They’ve ruined our wonderful town!
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They have no moralityyyy.
They’re spreading degeneracy.
We ain't what we used to be.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana.
They went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a “few” more beers.
Next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill!
They’ve banked off buying boooze!
They’ll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice.
Corruption wins, the avg. folk’ll loseee.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Their kids’re in the business tooo!
They’re draining all our banks.
Give 'em well deserved spanks.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill Netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaake.
What a blunder, there was no rubber, now they’re a house of eeiiight!
A bolt went off, they opened shop to resell their porn and lean.
It all went swell, but for us, well, we’re now an oligarchy!
WE’LL KILL OL' JACK AND JILL!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!