Worst Jokes Ever

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.

What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?

A BUNny.

money + money = MONEY

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

What meme does an Emo hate the most?

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple always gets picked.

I love fard 😋

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?

Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.

Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?

Answer: 9/11, of course!

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.