Worst Jokes Ever
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.