Worst Jokes Ever

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:

"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"

Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.

Hi, how are you?

Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.

What age is served for breakfast?

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't go home.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

What were the webs?

What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.

Why do some people hate camping?

It's in tents.

A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"

What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?

A gas grenade.

What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.

So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade.

John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.

"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it, they can sew it back on."

After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is," handing the ear to John.

"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it!"

You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.

Where did George go?

Washington, D.C.

Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!

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Your hairline is an artificial fact.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."