What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
Worst Jokes Ever
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
#RIPBOZO
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
I rate it 9/11.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.