Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"