Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Them, losers.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.