Worst Jokes Ever
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Bob the builder.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.
All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!