Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
Hi! Could I join?
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.