Worst Jokes Ever
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Sis is meme.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!