Worst Jokes Ever
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."