Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
