Worst Jokes Ever
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
You're so fat, that you're fat.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Lessi
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."