Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Told Jokes
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
