Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
hello everybody its me mariplier and today im goin to be balling at freddys
My grandpa lost his toe today😔.....nvm we found it's in his TOEtruck
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today? B: Because today we had a parent meetup
Nothing lasts long these days! As Confucius says - Hare today, gone tomorrow!
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons. The makers were orphans.
Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight
What is the difference between the snow boots on the earth day today after dinner and walk home
What is a difference between a tree tree house house for dinner and dinner today after dinner and dinner with you today after school
I did have a good night sleep good day today and tomorrow I have for a good night sleep and sleep with my
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
damn bro that calculator is looking hot today. it got Abs
Good day today love 💕 you walk in love 😻 day and a walk home 🏡 night night I did not get snow ⛄️ I love 💕 it is the day that we get a tree 🌲 I have to go get some sleep 💤 was good day at school today but I’m going to be
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present
my sister said im stupig todah and shes the on whu wrot dis
What time is it when you can walk walk home from school today and walk walk
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
