the titanic is now resort for fish
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
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How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
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