Resort

Resort Jokes

I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."

When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.

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What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?

One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.