IPod jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.

A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.

A quiet kid brings an MP5.

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.