IPod jokes

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.