IPod jokes

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.

What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.