Time Jokes

What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?

A widow.

A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" the blind guy responds with "No I don't wanna tell it that many times.

I would tell you a joke about a clock but it’s a wast of time 😄😄

I like my women like a day. 20 four year olds. 24 hours of fun

If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet. No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.

Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed

What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die

A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said “ Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.” The lady asks, “Am I pregnant? “. To which the Doctor replied “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

One time, I bought a magnet, my wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself, I felt attracted to it.

What is always moving but we never see it walk? TIME HAHAHAHAHA

I cant sit down anymore .... my dad went 2 far this time

when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob)

depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you'll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.