Time jokes

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

The lady says, "Come again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

A little riddle...

Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

...

Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

Why do orphans play GTA so much?

Because they can be wanted for once.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.

I’m a faux pa.

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!

It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.