Time

Time jokes

Guide

    • Time for a random Terraria joke.

    Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

    A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

    (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!

    Time memes

    Asian

    • Why are all Asians so skinny?

    Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

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    • Poop

    • Me: John, what did he do earlier?

    John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.

    Me: I thought I smelled poop.

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    • Penalty

    • I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”

    That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.

    Shame on you Penaldo!

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    • Bull

    • Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."

    The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."

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    • Shit

    • One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"