Time

Time jokes

Tic Tac

    • I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.

    It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!

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    • Parent

    • Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

    I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

    I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

    So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

    Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

    I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

    Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

    Time memes

    Lady

    • A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said, “Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.”

    The lady asks, “Am I pregnant?” To which the Doctor replied, “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

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    • Condom

    • What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

    One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

    Mama

    • Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.