I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
Time Jokes
What time is it when you get home?
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
I did have a good time today, I did.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
What time is it?
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
What time do you call me tomorrow?
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said, “Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.”
The lady asks, “Am I pregnant?” To which the Doctor replied, “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
"Have fun at school night" is what?
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What time eeeeeee?
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
