Time jokes
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
I did have a good [time].
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What is a good night for you?
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I