Time jokes

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!

Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.

Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.

What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."

One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.

"Who are you?"

"I am mountain man!"

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?

Two-ply!

You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?

Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.

I did have a good [time].

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

What is a good night for you?

What do you call a dog that tells time?

A watchdog.

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.