Till Jokes

People thaugh they were going on another country till they saw terrorist were flying the plane.

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about wait till you crash and burn

no matter how much i cry the the white people till left me hanging

What do u mean cook we wait till summer

hi freshfry hii alex i did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brothers soccer game and then people came to are house till 11:00 lol srry :)

It was pornography class, and there was a break.

Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says..

Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!

Adult 1: How about I say my abc's?

Teacher: Go ahead, i guess....

Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher: Wheres the D?

Adult 2: Inside me...

A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replyed: Till december

What's the difference between a mole and a priest's one what's till your 13 to put hairs on your face.

ill slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die 1 time

me, calls the police* me: hey imma commit suicide! cop on the phone: please wait till we get there me: why, so you can then stop me? cop on the phone: no, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper...and we are all bord! me: ok, my house number is ********************* ok! cop on the phone: awesome! just a sec. whispers*** guys I finally found someone who wants to get killed!

I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten and then I woke up from a nightmare

when hedgehog find poop they put it in there moths. mix it with saliva till its a foam . then rub it on themselves

What’s the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.

Everyone gangster till Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

Wait till the end

Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 789

But Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 911

My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.

Victory assured I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

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A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably. Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"

Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"

Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."

Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."

Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"

Demon: "You a smoker?"

Guy: "You better believe it."

Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"

Guy: "Golly"

Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."

Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."

Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."

Guy: "Wow."

Demon: "You like to do drugs?"

Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."

Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"

Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"

Demon: "You gay?"

Guy: "Uh, no."

Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."