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Rape

    • A girl named Kariah was at a night club. She was twerking and shaking, but she was just there for fun with her friends until some guy named Jaden came up to her and started flirting with her.

    Jaden: WOW Girl!

    Kariah: What?

    Jaden: It's just that a sexy girl like you should be having sex, not begging for sex!

    Kariah: Okay, listen pimp, I don't know who you are, but I don't want you around me one bit!

    Jaden grabbed her hips with such FORCE!

    Jaden: Come on, let's go somewhere...private! And have a good time, a fun time!

    Kariah slapped him and left the night club, telling her friends she was gone, leaving a tip for the drinks she bought.

    Daina: Hey, what's wrong?

    Mary: Yeah!

    Greg: Sweetie...tell us.

    Ariana: Come on...did someone try to touch you in a weird way?!

    Kariah wanted to tell them but couldn't; it was too personal.

    Kariah: Uh I have to go...it's way passed my curfew! Love you!

    Kariah sighed and waited for a cab down by Heyo street. Then a cab man started dirty talking her...DIRTY!

    Cab man: Hey, sexy lady! Where are you going?...need a...wow...whoohoo...dang...ride?

    Kariah rolled her eyes then stuck her tongue out at the cab man. This fucking cab men said this.

    Cab man: Ooooo...use that for the sex!

    Kariah: I don't think so!

    Cab man: ha uh ha... I see the way your looking at me I know you like me!

    Kariah walks away from him and finds another cab, but the cab man did not take her mean talk and weird silents for an answer. Instead, the cab man got out of his "Cab" and harrowed around her.

    Cab man: HEY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING!?

    Kariah: TO MY KIDS AND MY HUSBAN! SO GET LOST BITCH!!!!

    You see Kariah was married, she just came to be with her friends at a night club. Cab man gets close to her so she ran...she ran as fast as she could till she tripped on her high heels, once the cab man got close to her he picked her up...I think you know what he did okay I'll tell you. Cab man picked her up and took her back to the cab a.k.a taxi of course she was not gonna give up without a fight...will she gave up!

    Cab man: I know ya like me! I just know it! You dressed up in a hoochie and sluty dress for nothing will wrong you LIKE ME maybe love if we get lucky!

    He drove her to his house and then took off his cloths "underware included" got on top of her and "Rape was born again". Kariah did not remember a thing that night only that she was forced agianst her will too will have "S.E.X"

    Fun

    • Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

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    • Till memes

    Driver

    • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

    Pornography

    • It was pornography class, and there was a break.

    Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...

    Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!

    Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?

    Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...

    Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Teacher: Where's the D?

    Adult 2: Inside me...

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    • Fire

    • Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.

    A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.

    Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"

    Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

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    • Advice

    • Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

    Misunderstanding

    • A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said, "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there," the boy replied.

    The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked, "Do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" The boy replied, "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing," said the pharmacist.

    That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. The girl's father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "You never told me that you were so religious." The boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist."

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    • Number

    • Wait till the end.

    Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

    But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!

    Suicide

    • Me, calls the police*

    Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!

    Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.

    Me: Why, so you can then stop me?

    Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!

    Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!

    Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!

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