small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life. Me: Yeah it was all good till you were here! Person: WTF!
the earth used to be flat
till they buried yo mama
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia then it just went to copy paste copy paste
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe, till there all black and blue!
(Classic)
Y'all I'm suspended till wendsday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till wendsday or after
It’s me back at it again
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1,
At night time,in Africa,it's known as the darkest country,till this day I still wonder why.
steven hawkings was so excited for christmas till he relized he got socks
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favourite Eminem song? A. Till I collapse.
Hi alex you will probibly not see this till the morning but I just wanted to say I have had fun sense you were here also thank you so much for protecting me and their for me and yah have a good day!
1 2 3 4 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well? Screamed till her hands fell off.
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there" the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked "do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" the boy replied " "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing" said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "you never told me that you were so religious" the boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist"
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning
What do you call a old snowman that survived till summer!...water...yup,water...
Trying to make jokes in 2020- 2021 be like:
Comedian : When she went infront of the tv it took an hour till you can see the screen again.
Adiance : Why you gotta be so offensive
Comedian : Im not tr-
Aidiance : Oh so now your trying to debate?
Comedian : I-
Adiance : Now your acting racist?!
Q. What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common? A. If the stop sucking you can smack them till they start again.
My middle name Is Brian I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out Johnny Brain Walker was Incorrect
