The 80+ Best Till Jokes

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till i realized it is a family buisness

Suicide gives your security for the future. Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day and you can choose to postpone it.

Its all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.

What is bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you

Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life

guess what song this is from:

I'LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES

OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD

OR STAB YOUR TIL' YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING

I'M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I'M TOLD

How do you make a orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till they're parents come home

Women treat me like a god They ignore me till they need something

Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!

I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.