Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
Suicide gives your security for the future. Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day and you can choose to postpone it.
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game”
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud… (cyndagoooooooo)
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till i realized it is a family buisness
How do you make a orphan’s hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till they’re parents come home
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?
A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia then it just went to copy paste copy paste
What do you call a old snowman that survived till summer!..water…yup,water…
Whats the Difference between acne and the Pope? Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What’s the difference between a mole and a priest’s one what’s till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Its all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well? Screamed till her hands fell off.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he’s got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten and then I woke up from a nightmare
ill slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die 1 time
Everyone gangster till Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Whats the difference between axne and a priest??
1 waits till your 13 to come on your face
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3
when hedgehog find poop they put it in there moths. mix it with saliva till its a foam . then rub it on themselves
What’s the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
if you thought other puns were bad wait till you sea mine
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were “having a good time” till the teacher says…
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my abc’s?
Teacher: Go ahead, i guess…
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Wheres the D?
Adult 2: Inside me…
If you read this you fucked your dad and your 4 year old sister you sick fuck… Atleast wait till they are 15
So I made a simple cancer joke on roblox with my friend an then both hers dumb ass friends we’re like, OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!! THAT PISSED ME OFF like damn woman it’s not like I said, IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB ASSES. If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can’t talk. They don’t know that I’m abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I’d get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH