Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
Suicide gives your security for the future. Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day and you can choose to postpone it.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till i realized it is a family buisness
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia then it just went to copy paste copy paste
Everyone gangster till Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Whats the Difference between acne and the Pope? Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
Its all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
ill slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die 1 time
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he’s got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3
What’s the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
if you thought other puns were bad wait till you sea mine
So I made a simple cancer joke on roblox with my friend an then both hers dumb ass friends we’re like, OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!! THAT PISSED ME OFF like damn woman it’s not like I said, IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB ASSES. If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can’t talk. They don’t know that I’m abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I’d get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH
If you read this you fucked your dad and your 4 year old sister you sick fuck… Atleast wait till they are 15