New Thought Jokes - Page 10 - Worst Jokes Ever

When I saw your hare line I thought you worked at McDonald’s

the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.

So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol

Your forehead is sooo big nasa thought it was mars

I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money

yo head so freaking small people thought it was an expired grape

i thought you were just raising your eyebrow but I checked x-ray and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right

your hairline is so bad people thought you were vegeta

I cannot believe no ones come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut turns out he was moaning

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan nah jit trippin you thought i had one

Everyone Thought I'd have a great year............... 14 years just gave me more chances

Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and hell must be crowded.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her. Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the hunger games cuz she thought it was a eating competition. Yo mama is so ugly when santa claus saw her. He yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t" Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didnt let her leave Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.