Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms
I think ur hairline is to stupid
You think you guys are funny but look at ur hairline it be looking like the McDonald’s symbol😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard..
Guys can we change pride month to another month please my birthday is in june and im mot gay and my friends keep making fun of me i think we should change it to march because my brothers birthday is in march and thatd be funny
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
Your mama is so fat when i think her in my head she just broke my neck
I had sex with twins, well I think it was twins all my rage victims look alike
If your name is Jack... I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything
Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag
Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG
Get your mind together
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice
When you think of the word simp, you think of a girl. Girl stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is ding dong. Put them together and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Mom:its time for sleep.Baby:is that what you think huh.Mom:*gives baby pacifier*.Baby:nice try hobo.Mom:well ill come back later to see if hes gone asleep.*few hours later*Baby:*still awake* Mom:why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!.Baby:Lol i told you nice try haha
Sum dude: Water you thinking? Me: you drowning in my head
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiter sweet?
Orbiter: Or bitter
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet
