Think jokes

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.

These two have been great friends for over 20 years...play golf together...and meet every Tuesday at a classy bar for a glass of wine...talk about golf...good wine and spiritual matters. One day while at the bar enjoying a glass of merlot, the Rabbi raises his glass of wine and says to his long time friend.."brother, do you believe Jesus turned water into wine?"...the Priest thinks for a moment and raises his glass of wine and replies..."yes brother, I do believe Jesus turned water into wine...but don't get excited...since Jesus was Jewish, the wine was probably Manischewitz."

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!

After 6 months of lockdown,

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors. It’s a job I can see myself doing.

I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.

I wrote a few jokes:

What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.

Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.

What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.