Things Jokes

Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?

Things you say before sex, Disney addition:

Have you seen my Mousecatool? Oh Toodles?

the twin towers traded planes with Afghanistan only thing is Afghanistan got scammed

What's the opposite thing of an exorcism? .

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child....

Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM

when your girl friend saids it is to small you say just enjoy the small thing.

My cousin’s friend spelled “rasist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.

Life is a bitch and people make it worse This Thing that I'm in ("am") is a Forsaken curse (beta)

You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

friend: how's it going? me: good, things are good! parent: how are you? me: oh I'm fine! Twitter: compose new tweet? me: hellooooo l would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it

one thing led to another, now i have a new patio

Me: i am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans

Friend: what was the first

Me: the- they weren't always orphans

friend: o-o

why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.

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Why is my sister so annoying because

Put your own thing in

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!