why do orphans pick apples because thats the only thing they can pick
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house
If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof
What a upside to being an orphan There's things called family size bags
Why is a blind people bad at catching things because they never see it coming
when hotline bling i only need one thing
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Can u imagine what was the last thing that went through there brains
The knee caps
what thing can an Orphan do beast. Stay at home alone
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?
a lot of things
Q:What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney love before he died? A: “holes gonna be big”
The tables Im my class are strait but I can’t say the same thing for you’re hairline
Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common. My sister tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing? Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
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You know the strangest things happen my mom said step on a crack you break your Mama's back but if you step on a line you break your father's spine I stepped on the line it didn't break his spine mom who is my father?
So many things are going through my head
How am I not dead yet?
