Things Jokes

Anthony Blinken life's sucks and getting COVID 19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happen in his entire life!

what thing can an Orphan do beast. Stay at home alone

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

Why do emo people go to the store with no money? Because they Just scan their bar code and get every thing free.

“ when the ugliest cat looked at you“ then you search up the ugliest thing in the world” you show up

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.

Im so poor that when robbers break into my house

they bring me things <_>.

If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof

why do orphans pick apples because thats the only thing they can pick

what's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler? The thing is I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall

whats the one thing that you dont have but celebrities do?

Lots of FANS

Q:What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney love before he died? A: “holes gonna be big”

do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if i and you where in the thing is where yes

Paddy and Murphy are walking down street, when all of a sudden Paddy falls down a manhole, Murphy shouts down "Paddy is it dark down there". Paddy shouts up "dunno Murphy I crnt see a fecking thing"

What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

There's a sexy milf that lives next door the only thing better is her 8 Y/O

The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing

Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.