when hotline bling i only need one thing
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested it's factuality-
Well it's been some good years now Haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
the first ever joke : https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that was true then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “womens rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common, they’re yet to be discovered.
So many things are going through my head
How am I not dead yet?
Can u imagine what was the last thing that went through there brains
The knee caps
What is a kids favorite thing to do with their dad? Play pretend dog in the bed.
You know the strangest things happen my mom said step on a crack you break your Mama's back but if you step on a line you break your father's spine I stepped on the line it didn't break his spine mom who is my father?
Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it.
One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
What are three things the twin towers have in common with my dad they are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bombers mind? His arse.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops I dropped my lollipop.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you"-Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Anthony Blinken life's sucks and getting COVID 19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happen in his entire life!
what thing can an Orphan do beast. Stay at home alone
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
