Things jokes
I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.
Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.
I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.
Feel free to comment.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
What is important?
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.