Things Jokes

Why are orphans so fond of shadows

They're the only thing that accompanies them always.

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

Butcher knifes are great tools for cutting many things! Fruit, vegetables, my arms

why do terrorists like the twin towers its the next thing they blow up

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet, It's a good thing I'm married...

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a yo-mama joke.

the thing my mom birthed

I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout

what was the last thing that went through PH's head? water and smoke

Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt

the circular saw asked the chainsaw,"When am I as big as you?" the chainsaw would answer with,"When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner." the circular saw would reply with,"What?"

so nfl teams were playing football on me and then justin jefferson hit some thing called the gritty on me

My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter. A lot of the time he will take things for granite. A lot of counter-offers were made.

ok im on my last nerves when people say water shark guy and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME. This is my name- watersharky

Sorry man but I got to say one thing you know when a bully in a movie walks you to you then they walk up to yiu and they smell you and say what are you doing

What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?

Well they weren’t always Orphans

Ok is this the new thing saying Gwen in your "joke" then people will comment and u can make more friends. If so then i really need to be saying Gwen more in my "jokes or chats".