Why do men say funny things ? Just to be silly 😝
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
What is a paedophiles favorite thing about halloween?
Free delivery XD
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
the only thing drier than these jokes are your mom.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
What's one thing a homing missle can't kill?
An orphan.
What was the first thing thanis snapped? Loki’s neck
My bother apparently has this thing called "asthma", anyways I took his vape away today and he was lying on the floor gasping for air lol. He must really be addicted to it.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have? Have imaginary parents
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims heads?
Their Ankles
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020 My attempt in 2021 And my attempt this year
my ceiling fan isnt the only thing thats going to be hanging tonight
What the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
if you have a teacher who is a Karen comment what the worst thing that they did to u or ur entire class I know this ain’t a joke but why not
