Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
I still remember the last thing gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was "Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"(sans)
What was the first thing thanis snapped? Loki’s neck
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
if you have a teacher who is a Karen comment what the worst thing that they did to u or ur entire class I know this ain’t a joke but why not
what do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things SPED up.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have? Have imaginary parents
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims heads?
Their Ankles
What's one thing a homing missle can't kill?
An orphan.
my ceiling fan isnt the only thing thats going to be hanging tonight
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020 My attempt in 2021 And my attempt this year
My bother apparently has this thing called "asthma", anyways I took his vape away today and he was lying on the floor gasping for air lol. He must really be addicted to it.
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is gwen still on this app thing?
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals? Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
What's the fastest thing on earth? An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
