In India 3 things are wide and far everywhere,but no one admits racism,sexism and Sunny ka jism.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Me: Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!
Depression: Lie in bed
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing but one sounds like a threat
Mother: How is my little cookie 🍪 doing?
Doctor 👩⚕️: Your cookie 🍪 is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor 👩⚕️: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
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What is a paedophiles favorite thing about halloween?
Free delivery XD
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
There's 3 things I hate. 1. Jokes 2. Lists 3. Irony
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My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish", and the Clownfish "Nemo fish" 🤣
I do this too often!!
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me it comes and goes very easily
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