What did Tennessee?
Same thing Arkansas.
What’s one good thing about child Molesters? They drive slow in a school zone
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield? It's butt.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds! 2. Your so fat you could sell shade! 3. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good
my opinion on abortion is very divided like, on the one hand I like the idea of killing babies but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices
What’s the only thing with 4 legs Asians don’t eat? A table
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck someone would die later that exact day she found out she had cancer.11 months later my grandpa died of a stroke I hope to see them in heaven I’d like to meet them pls comment good things I really really love them even though I didn’t get to meet them😭😭😭
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff?🤨
Me: What?
The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: colourful flamingo fart.
If i don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
When I see your face there's one thing I want to change The direction I'm looking
Pain. gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Deppression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing i cant have.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing but one sounds like a threat
Mother: How is my little cookie 🍪 doing?
Doctor 👩⚕️: Your cookie 🍪 is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor 👩⚕️: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What's the worse thing about having a congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
I don't have much motivation for things that's why i haven't yet killed myself hehe
