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What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
Things you never want to do in jail - never piss off an inmate - don’t start fights with the cops - don’t drop the soap - don’t run away from the cops
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimers." Boy: "What's that?" Grandpa: "What's what?"
Where are average things manafactured? The satisfactory!
Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Q.) Why do orphans love elevators? A.) Because they're the only things to raise them
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Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed up by a period.
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
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Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them
what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common
they both cant see their parents
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patient to sleep, so I unplug them.
What's the fastest thing on earth? An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What is boring? Talking about boring things
