A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
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I'm sorry and my bad mean the same thing, unless your at a funeral.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
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What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
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What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind
The steering wheel
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
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I ran over neighbors cat last night and I just want to say... THAT THING WAS FAST! I had run a red light to get it!
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in.
Q: whats a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween A: Free delivery
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
*One day u see a girl climb a pole and ask her* Why are u climbing that pole Because a boy payed me to He did that to see your underwear Oh. Ok *next day u see her do the same thing* why are u ding the same thing Well I got him this time. I did not wear underwear
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "where'd you get that lovely thing?" "Africa" the parrot replied.
Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍 After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
