Thing jokes
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .