They're jokes
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.