They jokes

Orphan

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on vacation?

The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!

Orphan

Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."

Joke site

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Furry

How to be a hero.

1. Tie a noose in your front yard.

2. Find and capture a furry.

3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.

It’s easy as 1-2-3!

Orphan

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Crash

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

Orphan

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

Orphan

Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.

Orphan

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.