They jokes
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Memes
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I canât even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.