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I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
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What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.