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Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.