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What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
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Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
No way they had it🥀🥀🥀
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?