They jokes
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.