They jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!