They jokes
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."