They jokes
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!