They jokes

Atom

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Orphan

Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.

Satan

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.

Toad

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

Woman

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Orphan

Why do orphans love to play family?

Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.

Orphan

Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?

A. Because they don't know where home is.

Ass

What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!

China

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.

Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Fire Alarm

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

Oreo

It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!