They jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.