They jokes
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!