They jokes
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."