They jokes
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
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I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.