How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
They Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
