They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"