I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
They Jokes
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
