They jokes
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.