They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Memes
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least Ā£100.
Why canāt an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why canāt a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.