They jokes
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣